Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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