ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I want to have your abortion
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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