And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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