But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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