so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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