im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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