I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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