the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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