yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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