ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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