How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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