I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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