Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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