so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude i'm inner monologue high
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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