the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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