Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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