but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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