Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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