yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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