yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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