sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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