how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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