Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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