You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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