Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Hippo gnu deer
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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