its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Did you just see the Batmobile???
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
