she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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