In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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