come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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