She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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