So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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