Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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