you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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