I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't deserve a penis
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
These tits shall not be calmed
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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