i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i believe in u and ur pee
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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