new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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