Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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