If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
