Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Do vagina's smell?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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