he thought i was a dude.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
