Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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