If that was your dad, he is hot
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
