you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
