i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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