She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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