just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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