Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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