That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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