Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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