Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I'm really busy with my period
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