Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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