I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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