butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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